Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are not breaking up?

Even though the National Enquirer has reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have definitely split, the couple's rep has issued a statement saying that it's not true. Which is pretty hard to believe, considering that the National Enquirer website has a fancy flashing "Breaking News" sign tied to their article about the split.

So who should we believe? The couple that always looks ridiculously happy and glowing when they're together, or the tabloid that's notorious for making stuff up? It's a real toss-up.
A rep for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have hit back at the rumor that Pitt and Jolie plan on splitting by saying simply, "not true." Not a lot of grey area there.

This contradicts the scoop that an alleged "insider" gave the National Enquirer. The unknown source had said, "They will make it official. It looks like Brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family. It's an official split." Well, sounds like this is officially made-up.
The source added, "Brad and Angelina will make appearances together from time to time, and he'll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split."

How did the source that spoke to the National Enquirer explain how incredibly in love Pitt and Jolie looked together while in Cannes? It was all a show! The source swears that the couple only looked in love for the media, but as soon as nobody was paying attention, they were really mean to each other.
Right. We totally buy it. We wonder how long the Enquirer will stand by its story...as long as they keep playing up the angle that Brad and Angelina are only pretending to be in love, there's no telling how long they can keep this up!